flatbear:

inky-petrel:

donottouchmychicken:

ohgod

clint just scurrying by

for some reason is the funniest thing

like everyone else is ducking for cover

and clint is just like

PEACE MOTHERFUCKERS -vroom-

Clint is… not built for close range, poor squishy Clint.

Clint Barton will NOT get up close. Clint Barton WILL use the ranged weapon. Clint Barton WILL have the least screen time. Clint Barton WILL show the most skin. Clint Barton WILL get kidnapped and brainwashed by the villain. 

Clint Barton IS a Strong Female Character.

ninemoons42:

mementomorrie84:

#Can we just briefly talk about the fact that he ACTUALLY RUNS OUT OF ARROWS? #I mean #when does that EVER happen in movies? #archers just always magically have enough arrows to get through the whole battle #but HAWKEYE ACTUALLY RAN OUT #AND IT WAS REALISTIC #AND I LOVE IT #I’m so proud of you #Joss Whedon #for not leaving it to the wonders of movie magic #thank you

YES. EXACTLY. Also, what he’s doing here is screwing new arrowheads onto the arrows he’s already shot - he collected them from various Chitauri bodies because that’s what an archer would actually have to do in a real battle. I squealed for 2 reasons when Hawkeye ran out of arrows. The first reason was because OHMYGOSH CLINT YOU’RE OUT OF ARROWS ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY but the second was OHMYGOSH HE RAN OUT HE ACTUALLY RAN OUT THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU JOSS FOR BEING REALISTIC.

bartonss:

Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.

Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made. 

-redux:

you know what it’s like to be unmade.

There’s no time for romance, we have shit to avenge.