Kalie Lachowski. 19. USA [EST].
lots of fangirling.
not spoiler-free.
lots of fangirling.
not spoiler-free.
Richard Speight Jr and Rob Benedict are interviewing Deadpool
Your argument is invalid.
Gabriel and God are interviewing Deadpool
Your argument is invalid.
Gabriel and God are interviewing a Deadpool while dressed in Hello Kitty and My Neighbor Totoro hats/suits. Your argument can go fuck itself.
“You know Coulson’s going to kill us both, right?”
“Probably.”
“If we get suspended from duty, I’m going to strap you to my couch and make you watch The Golden Girls re-runs with me”
“Is there any way I can take back the comment about you being my friend?”
“Nope. Too late, Hawkass! You’re in this for the long haul now.”
“Was that pepper spray? PEPPER SPRAY? Clint why wasn’t I given pepper spray?”
“Coulson said you weren’t allowed to have any.”
“So I have access to all the pointy and explosive weapons in the S.H.I.E.L.D. armoury… but I’m not allowed pepper spray?”
“Not since Sitwell caught you trying to spice up his lunch with a can of it. Fury said you were banned from touching the stuff again.”
“Aw, man! Dad never lets me have any fun!”
“Do you think we should tell Fury?”
“That we just saw a guy in red and blue spandex crawl up our window? He’ll think you’re crazy.”
“Okay, Wade. I think you should tell him.”
“Then he’ll think I’m crazy.”
“…”
“Okay, you make a valid point.”
