reasons to work in a coffee shop

interviwer: why do you want this job
me: coffeeshop au

nerds-are-cool:

thisiswhatmylifehascometo:

mainlydownton:

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

Animals and Sherlock. So this version is a corgi(I think?).

Now, what animal is John?

why is John always a hedgehog no matter which version of John it is?

#except in Elementary #where she’s a majestic swan queen

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#OMG #sherlock holmes

anniephantom:

labirdgeoiseed:

this is my favorite goofy pun ever, I have told it at least five times

I don’t care, fuck you

okay ready

as you all know, saint patrick walked barefoot as an act of contrition, which made his feet rugged and blistered. he ate an ascetic’s diet, which made him weak and additionally gave him bad breath.

all of this made him

a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

oh my god

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#omg #supercalifragalisticexpialidocious

edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

MISS.

FOR A DOLLAR.

NAME THREE WHITE PEOPLE.

There’s some seriously interesting psychology going on here.

NAME A WOMAN!!

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NAME A WOMAN!!!!!

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This video has convinced me, once and for all, that standardized tests are completely useless. Raise the level of stress enough and any question becomes impossible to answer.